Ex Detector

Paste the message. Receive the diagnosis. Science not included.

Coming to the App Store

Paste any text and watch a very serious instrument count the emoji, the ellipses, and the word “fine” — then deliver a RED FLAG LEVEL with total confidence.
Same text, same verdict, every time — the lab stands by its nonsense. Read it aloud at the party; that's the whole point.
100% fake, and it says so everywhere — on the results, on the share card, right here. Nothing you paste is stored or sent. Ever.

A verdict: red flag level 69 percent, Notarized Nonsense, with three absurd exhibits and a 100 percent fake stamp

The scan in progress: a gauge sweeping with terminal readouts like applying zero science

The onboarding: 100 percent fake. 100 percent accurate. (It's fake.)

$2.99 once. Yours forever. No ads, no subscription.

Privacy, in one breath

The app counts punctuation on your phone, jokes about it, and forgets everything instantly — no storage, no network, no clipboard snooping. The full policy is short because there's nothing to confess.

Need help? support+ex-detector@smthng.fun