Straight Face
Two faces. One camera. First smile loses.
Coming to the App Store
- A TrueDepth smile duel. The camera catches the smirk you swear you didn't make.
- Provocateur mode plays dirty: sounds and face props land until somebody cracks.
- Best-of-three honor system. The phone keeps the evidence; you keep the score.
$3.99 once. Yours forever.
Privacy, in one breath
All face processing happens on your device, full stop. Nothing is stored, nothing is uploaded, ever — the only picture that exists is the busted freeze-frame, it lives in memory, and it leaves the app only if you tap share yourself. The full policy says the same thing with more commas.
Need help? support+straight-face@smthng.fun